Thursday, April 7, 2011

Tyrant Of Teenagers: High-Expectations Asian Father

He’s the first-generation immigrant who works 200 hours a week. He hovers over his children 24/7 to ensure they get into the Ivy League (no Brown though, of course). He’s High-Expectations Asian Father, and he isn’t putting up with any hint of failure:


Be Anything You Want Doctor or Engineer
High-Expectations Asian Father Sister At Harvard
High-Expectations Asian Father Play Violin Or Piano
High-Expectations Asian Father Facebook and Study
High-Expectations Asian Father B-Cup?
High-Expectations Asian Father You Doctor Yet?
High-Expectations Asian Father You in AA?
High-Expectations Asian Father Homework Never Finished


And of course, the classic:

High-Expectations Asian Father Hepatitis A+


And the newcomer favorite:

High-Expectations Asian Father A-Bomb In Class

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