1. MR.BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I am late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That’s alright, me too……I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
2. WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I would like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson does not know the alphabet yet!!!
3. DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean (crying) the doctor called, Moms dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes)Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!!!
4. CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it ok?
Mr. Bean: what do you mean ok, I thought it is a horror film. I did not see any picture.
Friend: what tape did you take anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head cleaner.
5. BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: yesssssss!!!(Jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: yes of course, do you think I am dump?
Doctor: then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!!
6. MR.BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: what is 5 plus 4?
Mr.Bean:9
Teacher: what is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you have just twisted the finger, the answer is 6!!!
7. At AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: what are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no.,hee, hee..
Friend: Alright, what is my pin no if u saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!!
8. MARRIAGE:
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse..
